OLD TWEETS vi why do all the hot singles in my area have to hit me up at the WORST times!— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 23, 2014 #HalfHollowHillsEast where you can get suspended for getting punched in the face.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 9, 2014 i thought i got a booty call, but it was just a butt dial.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 2, 2014 Kanye West is such a sellout! apparently he's doing music now also???— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 24, 2014 Larry King would be perfect for the role of The Riddler because he is already shaped like a question mark— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 23, 2014 I didn't know the chipotle rule so I may or may not have pulled my boxers around my knees & began to vigorously masturbate for the workers.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 14, 2014 A two hour delay is like getting a favorite on twitter: you're happy with it but you know it could have been better.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 14, 2014 I just feel like the first 9 seasons of HIMYM weren't really necessary..— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 15, 2014 this whole "Will they/Wont they" sexual tension between the snow and the ground is absolutely killing me— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 10, 2014 is there a chill nerd out there who can make a fake HHH site that i can show my parents that says school is delayed/cancelled?? #WillPayCash— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 4, 2014 apush essay on whether lady liberty was a liar, a dreamer or a spokesperson. TRICK QUESTION: its actually a statue.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 27, 2014 Just got out of a serious relationship with my bed.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 14, 2014 a @rickyrozay who doesn't understand halloween.. "he's knocking on the door don't let the devil in!"— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 31, 2013 texting my bus driver ;) #SheMightBeTHEONE— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) September 12, 2013 i'm a die hard Die Hard fan— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 14, 2013 What happens if I accidentally sexted teamsnapchat?— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 20, 2014 IDEA FOR A DISNEY MOVIE: tear jerker completely inappropriate for the target audience.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 23, 2014 i'm a firm opponent to precoital marriage.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 15, 2014 My valentine and I have so much in common!! For starters, we both exist I swear.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 14, 2014 my favorite Eddie Murphy movie is the one where he plays multiple roles.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 7, 2014 everyone meet me at the school in 20 minutes so we all coat the roads around the school in a layer of ice. #FreezeTheSchool2014— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 4, 2014 ill pay someone serious cash to memorize 33 vocab words for me!— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 31, 2014 Another #SAT. after certasting hours of studying vuriley i can only goliospire to improve my baseral score from the prior mastilude.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 25, 2014 its kinda weird how the more time someone spends watching Game of Thrones, the more he or she starts to look like George R. R. Martin.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 24, 2013 not racist but whats the difference between emo and goth anyway?— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 16, 2013 Kim and Kanye are already funding a new fragrance in honor of their new baby. They're calling it "North by North West"— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) June 21, 2013 #GrandTheftAutoMemories stealing a police car and killing hookers.. and then turning on my Xbox to play Grand Theft Auto. :D— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 19, 2013 Not in love with The Walking Dead but I'm a hugee fan of Talking Dead.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 22, 2014 #HalfHollowHillsEast where we hire old men to sit there and watch us in the locker rooms..— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 9, 2014 “@BarackObama: @RyanDeloosh is a fun satire on the mediocrity of the simple American.” woah thanks dude!— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 1, 2014 1 2 3 4 5 6 Click here for Ryan’s Twitter Highlights Back to Ryan’s socials
