Twitter has spoken. Still not sure why this upset so many of you, but I heard you loud and clear. I have now removed "Proud Boy" from my bio (in reference to the fact that I managed to collect all 120 stars in Super Mario 64). Sorry for bragging, I just thought it was kinda cool.
We haven't accepted climate change until we've collectively agreed to stop saying "this is such a warm November" and start saying "Novembers are warm now."