TWITTER HIGHLIGHTS Some Tweets may have trouble loading. Reload this page to view them all. When Keke Palmer says “it’s the naughty ones who make history” in that Old Navy commercial I can only assume she’s talking about Hitler— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) December 31, 2021 How To Get A Free Rug 101 pic.twitter.com/3GyZ94aXy1— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 24, 2020 I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I? (Not a riddle. I'm working through an existential crisis right now.)— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 11, 2020 Some of the greatest comedic minds gave us timeless phrases like "wawaweewa" and "wubba lubba dub dub" and "shwing"— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 9, 2020 Afghanistan is my third favorite.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 8, 2020 Biden and Trump have been in a vicious and unrelenting battle for months, but I bet the make-up sex is going to be incredible— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 3, 2020 Spooky Halloween Fact: America was built on an ancient Indian burial ground— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 31, 2020 Couldn't afford a prenup so my wife and I are embroidering His and Hers on everything we own— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 29, 2020 I cried hysterically the day I watched Marly & Me and everyday since and also prior— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 27, 2020 Gonna be so weird when this pandemic ends and we all go back to partying, attending concerts, brushing our teeth, etc.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 23, 2020 It’s crazy that every major New York City tragedy has been named after the number 9: the 9th Ave Derailment, 9/11, Tekashi 6ix9ine.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 16, 2018 T-Pain's name is much less sick once you realize the T stands for testicular— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 14, 2017 Usain Bolt just smoked De Grasse, which isn't saying much since he is Jamaican— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) August 15, 2016 Hair enthusiasts are such elitists. Blond and brunette? Why can't we just call it what it really is: yellow and brown— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 24, 2016 A true magician never reveals his salary— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) December 16, 2015 To everyone who's still tweeting "I haven't showered all year!"... it's getting a little gross at this point— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 12, 2015 not saying I'm NOT cuckoo for cocoa puffs, I'm just saying I am probably more cuckoo for like a froot loops or a captain crunch.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 15, 2014 this The Lumiere Brothers porn is freaky because OMG that penis is coming right at us!!!!— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) July 8, 2014 The worst part of a hangover is the nausea and redundant sequels.— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 20, 2014 Kanye West is such a sellout! apparently he's doing music now also???— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 24, 2014 Back to Ryan’s socials You can check out more of Ryan’s old tweets here: 1 2 3 4 5 6
